Tag: humor
member name: Virginia M.
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July 07, 2007 03:28 PM EDT --
How would YOU like this schedule?
Schedule of Events:
1) 5:00 AM - Make bed
2) 5:10AM - Have first coffee/tea
3) 5:20AM - Have breakfast and second coffee/tea
4) 5:45AM . . .
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November 20, 2007 04:58 PM EST --
I don’t recom men d men ,
to com men t on wo men ’s tempera men t,
when fire men are summoned,
to extinguish heat flashes,
hot enough to make Bogy men think,
they’ve . . .
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March 08, 2008 10:26 AM EST --
I can't elope with him,
when you're the apple of my eye.
So, don't be a gooseberry green,
and hurt my feelings to make me cry.
Currant-ly, now, I'm dreaming, . . .
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October 24, 2006 12:13 AM EDT --
I could never be a candidate for any political office. I'm too honest. If I lie, it shows on my face. Many that run for office, have lying, down to an art form. They can do it without so much . . .
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August 15, 2007 11:00 PM EDT --
One little ape capered about,
opened a cage and let another one out.
Two little apes have found escape,
eight . . .
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November 12, 2006 08:56 PM EST --
Dear people,
I just thought I'd let you know I am thinking about you. I haven't 'met' everyone here though, so, maybe I should explain a bit about me. I am not politically . . .
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February 23, 2007 06:38 AM EST --
Hey,
Listen Up!
Things You Won’t Learn In Math Class;
Marital infidelity: Dividing two by one, will equal three.
Time plus distance equals a speeding ticket.
One foot in the . . .
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February 14, 2009 08:54 AM EST --
Tongue lolled,
Bug-eyed,
Heart pounding,
Sweaty palms,
Face lit,
If that isn't love...
Cupids' arrow missed the mark,
And I'm in need . . .
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May 31, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
Fishey, fishey in the lake
A fishey fish with a bellyache
Little Fishey thought it fun
To splash in water with dappled sun
He found a worm (on a hook)
A couple of nibbles is all it took . . .
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July 30, 2008 08:44 PM EDT --
Find me in California, or in Spain
With olive trees growing along my lane
I'll live in an olive house of green
With my spouse that's sweet-not mean
Olives I'll eat three times . . .
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January 15, 2007 05:13 PM EST --
My future calls to me,
But I must linger here,
As I look around and see,
Procrastination sets my goal,
From now to eternity.
Laundry piled,
To the rafters high,
Hinders entrance to Heavens' . . .
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February 19, 2007 10:03 AM EST --
Last night, when I went to bed, it was Feb. 18, 2007. This morning, I'm almost to believe I overslept just a wee bit too long, or, I got up on the Twilight Zone side of the bed. My reasoning . . .
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October 26, 2006 12:40 PM EDT --
I heard a story once, about a guy that had been feeling a bit rundown. So he went to the doctor. After the check-up, the doctor gave him some bad news- telling him he had only a year . . .
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June 16, 2008 05:43 PM EDT --
P erhaps, Lord, you'll forgive my
R easons for being tardy, (as so
O ften, I have been) but
C hance has a way of bringing
R elaxation to the forefront
A s my chores, . . .
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December 03, 2008 10:25 AM EST --
Mary, Did You Know?
A barroom fight
With Jingle Bell Rock
Breaks the Silent Night
Silver Bells sound unclear
While Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
Intends to Deck The Halls with me, I fear . . .
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April 24, 2009 09:15 PM EDT --
Oh, dear Ghosts Of Comments,
(and Raters, too)
I sense your presence,
just on the other side
contained in each,
your own lighted box.
Human digits posed slightly, . . .
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May 13, 2009 06:43 PM EDT --
Spring brings rain.
Grass becomes tender green.
It rains.
Flowers bloom.
More rain.
Lawns grow lush.
Rain, rain.
The grass, ankle high and thriving.
Rains drench.
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